Pink Privates Bleaching Cream - Our 2023 Review

Pink Privates Bleaching Cream Review

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Well color us impressed. THIS is a flashy option for bodacious booty bleaching. It’s certainly a bit more marketable than other, more clinical-looking products.

But the big question is — does it actually work?

So, to answer that question, we have thoroughly reviewed the product just to make sure that the reviews and testimonials were actually true. After using our own butts to actually go through the whole process, we have found out that it really isn’t what it was made out to be. Sure, after maybe 4-5 weeks it will eventually work, but it is quite an uncomfortable experience to go through. So, let’s get into what really is in Pink Privates to enlighten you guys about the whole situation.

If you’d like to fast-forward to the conclusion of this review click here.

Pink Privates is a whitening cream designed to help lighten the darker skin around your naughty bits. While the packaging screams “stripper” – it’s actually made for both male and female intimate areas. The manufacturer claims that this cream can you get you results in less than 8 weeks if you apply it twice per day, and works best for whitening areas such as:

  • Penis
  • Vagina
  • Anus
  • Scrotum
  • Nipples
  • Underarms
  • Freckles
  • Sun Spots
  • Age Spots
  • Moles

How to Apply Pink Privates

According to the manufacturer, here’s how to apply the cream properly:

  1. First clean the area you want to lighten with soap and water
  2. Exfoliate gently, taking special care not to break the skin.
  3. When the area is dry, apply the cream and leave it for a 3-5 minutes
  4. Then rinse with warm water.
  5. Repeat this twice per day, for a minimum of 8 weeks.

This product is Hydroquinone and Mercury free, which means it’s great for your super sensitive areas. If you’re applying it once per day, a tube will last you about a month – but if you’re following the manufacturer’s instructions and applying it twice per day, then you’re going to need two bottles at the very least. The bottles from this brand is fairly small and you will run out very fast if you are consistently using it which is a hassle if you are not a huge fan of shopping online.

This is not one of those cheap products that you can buy outside, it’s actually quite pricey. We really don’t recommend this brand that much as the results have been inconsistent at best. We still recommend the Amaira Skin Lightening Serum over it as it has better and faster results for a fraction of the price. But, if you are still interested in buying this brand then please keep reading on to find out more about it as we get into deep detail on how the product works and how it is the best one right now.

Now of course – that’s a lot of dough for pink pussy cream!

Which could be worth it if you get great results. So the question is – does Pink Privates live up to the hype?

Here’s what we found…


Our Final Review


All right. The moment of truth. Does Pink Privates actually work? Some say that they do, some say that they are quite expensive for what it is worth. Anyway, I think the moral of the story here is that, there are lots of uncertainties involving this product. We would stray away from Pink Privates if there are better options for you (which there are).

We followed the instructions on the package exactly – exfoliating and applying the cream twice per day. After about 2 months, we saw that discolored spots were lightened, and our skin tone in the intimate areas was much whiter. While we did see a pretty noticeable improvement in the skin tone, it did take around 8 weeks to show results. So, that doesn’t sound too good, does it? For something like this, you definitely want to get it done as fast as you can so you can get it over with.


b minusSo the verdict? This product works – IF – you’re willing to put in the time and apply it twice a day for 7-8 weeks. It’s a good choice if you want to use a lightening cream (see more at with all-natural ingredients that is safe for sensitive areas. We also liked that it came in a bottle with an air-tight pump, which helped avoid mess or contaminating the product over weeks and weeks of use.

Since you need to apply it 2 times every day for such a long time, you do have to be ready to shell out some extra spending money to get your perfect bleached pussy, so if you’re on a tight budget, then Pink Privates isn’t the best choice for you at all. Not only will it take some time to be effective, it requires a lot of usage for it to work. That’s not what you want in your bleaching product.

You’re definitely better off using Amaira Intimate Lightening Serum as it works faster, and safer. Do you really want to risk it on other brands that won’t guarantee results?

So, if you want fast results and are on a budget, then go with a product that works in less time such as Amaira, but if you’re okay applying a cream twice a day for around 6 months and have some extra cash, then Pink Privates is worth the try.

Due to Amaira being cheaper, having quicker results and speedy delivery, we prefer it over Pink Privates. Check out our Amaira review to see why.

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